Be Yourself Washougal

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via wikipeetia)

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

(via wikipeetia)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via wikipeetia)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via conflicting)

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

(via conflicting)

feministbatwoman:


gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

coolboyclub:

untraceableblog:

every possible thing in every possible universe has been said 

slug milk

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via conflicting)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss, via conflicting)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via conflicting)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via conflicting)

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via conflicting)

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(Source: lydiamartuin, via conflicting)

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

(via leftnipple)

Skinny= anorexic, Thick= obese, Virgin= prude, Non Virgin= slut, Freindly= fake, Quiet= rude, You can never please society so just be yourself<3